March 5, 2013 · 6:03 pm
DON’T WASTE TIME!
JOB ADVERTISEMENT
The Kingdom of God is hiring! Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?
JOB TITLE:
Disciples for Christ!
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ.
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
Unlimited; everyone is welcome–preachers, teachers,singers,musicians,missionaries,custodians,food servers,& numerous others that we just cant list them all here.
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Must have previously sinned & been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.
EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training.
EDUCATION
The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
MEDICAL AID INSURANCE:
Access to the Master Physician Plan.
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
Love,joy,peace,patience,Lawyer,Comforter& a Wonderful Counselor.
Help wanted NOW!
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ: date/hour not known;wise to apply: TODAY RIGHT NOW!!!
CONTACT DETAILS:
Toll free line: Jeremiah 33:3 / Emergency:Isaiah 1:18.
Pass it on Saints!
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